durty south

So, we have arrived in Charlotte unharmed and in good health.

Hot topics of the day:
1. Adam: forgot to wake up for his vacation, then forgot his wallet. Shits and sleeps only. Is wearing jorts (jean shorts).
2. McCarthy and I (Adam sleeping) saw a man on the other side of the highway driving a chariot, yes folks a goddamn chariot in the middle lane, like something you would see out of Gladiators with a helmet and smile.
3. The weather is crazy. It's hot for 30min, then rains for 2min, then is chilly. We are at a constant battle with the windshield wipers and the front windows.
4. We are "roughing it" thanks to Michael Baldwin. Aka staying at a hotel that is too nice for 3 college dudes in a corner sweet. Which also had an open bar which equated to 18 free Yuenglings in 30 minutes, the game asshole, free nachos, we're drunk.
5. In the area of Naughatuck ("The Great American Valley") we drove past a women at 5:15AM dragging a carcass of some sort across the highway with her bare hands. Lol ridiculous.
6. People living close to the highway have more broken down cars in their yard than trees.
7. Tried to buy a .75 cent "sex kit" in a bathroom stop outside of Greensboro, it was rusted shut. Next time.
8. We were good citizens for an un momento today. We saw a homeless man before getting on 40W today in Chapel Hill. Obviously I said, "Pick em up". McCarthy agreed. We rolled passed and McCarthy asked, " Where you going?", the man replied, "All the way", lol we kept driving.
9. A UCONN sticker might have accidentally slipped out of my pocket and ended up on a toliet paper roll dispener inside a Duke bathroom, just saying.

Things learned today:
1. UNC campus is better than Duke's.
2. There is more rubber on the side of the road than dead animals.
3. McCarthy is 5'4" 1.5" (he says) and weight 190lbs are you freaking serious.
4. People down south know how to properly use the left lane and their speed limit is 70mph or known in the mini van as anything over 70mph, aka don't drive in it unless you plan on passing everyone in the middle while listening to Ludacris "Act a Fool".
5. They like tobacco and so does Adam; packing a lipper Q2hrs (every 2 hours non nurses).

Tonight we are heading to BAR Charlotte which has a strange dress code, you can wear hats but must tuck in your shirt and can't wear solid colored shirts, wtf. It's a southern thing I guess.

Made contact with our...contact in New Orleans. Gonna meet up with her tomorrow.